(GL)
a human who has had many relationships with girls
(but wants a long, stable relationship)
and a sorcerer who is new to everything
Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens
i love when the gender options are "male" "female" and "prefer not to answer"
like it just reads as "boy" "girl" and "what are you, a cop? i don't owe you anything"
My gender is "come back with a warrant"














